Coffee without insomnia.

Specialty coffee in five caffeine levels.

  • Pick your caffeine: 100, 75, 50, 25, or decaf.
  • Drink coffee at 4pm. Sleep at 10pm.
  • Swiss Water decaf. No chemicals.
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Coffee without insomnia.
5 Levels
Specialty
Freshly Roasted
Swiss Water
Loved by caffeine-sensitive coffee drinkers
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Why people switch to Goldilocks

Five caffeine levels, same great coffee
Specialty-grade beans at every level
Roasted fresh to order in Kent
Why people switch to Goldilocks

Five caffeine levels, same great coffee

One coffee can't fit every part of your day. With Goldilocks you choose your level: 100, 75, 50, 25, or decaf. Have a strong cup at breakfast, something lighter after lunch, and real coffee in the evening that won't keep you up.

Specialty-grade beans at every level

Every blend starts with SCA 83-scored Colombian Supremo: Caturra and Typica varietals, washed process, grown at 1,450m. Tasting notes of citrus, sweet, and syrup. The decaf is Swiss Water processed: 99.9% of the caffeine removed without chemicals.

Roasted fresh to order in Kent

Your coffee is roasted only after you order, by a family-run roastery in Kent powered by solar energy. It reaches you days off the roast. Recyclable packaging as standard.

How the levels work

Each level is a blend of caffeinated and decaf beans at a fixed ratio. The coffee is the same across all five; only the caffeine changes.

New here? The Calibration Kit has all five.

How sensitive are you to caffeine?

Very sensitive Somewhere in between Not at all Not sure

Start with the Calibration Kit

1

Brew one level a day

Five 25g bags, one at each caffeine level, with a seven-day guide for working out which suits you.

2

Note the taste and how you feel

Track each cup against your sleep, focus, and afternoon energy. Most people land on 25 or 50.

3

Reorder the level that fits

Order your level in 250g bags. Same coffee, dialled to your caffeine tolerance.

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Shop 250g bags

All five use the same coffee at different caffeine levels.

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0 - 250g

0 - 250g

0 - 250g

DECAF
£18.99
25 - 250g

25 - 250g

25 - 250g

25% CAF
£18.99
50 - 250g

50 - 250g

50 - 250g

50% CAF
£18.99
75 - 250g

75 - 250g

75 - 250g

75% CAF
£18.99
100 - 250g

100 - 250g

100 - 250g

100% CAF
£18.99

Where Goldilocks fits

Most coffee forces a binary choice: full caf or no caf. Goldilocks gives you the range in between, so you can start lower, test properly, and reorder what actually fits.

Decaf

Best place to start

0 25 50 75 100

Regular

Number of caffeine options
1
5
1
Lowest available cup
0%
0%
100%
Highest available cup
0%
100%
100%
Side-by-side testing
No
Yes
No
Easy late-day fallback
Yes
Yes
No
Best for finding your level
Limited
Built for this
No

About the coffee

The range is not built on filler coffee with a caffeine gimmick added on top. The base matters, the decaf process matters, and freshness matters.

SG

Specialty-grade coffee

Well above commodity-grade coffee, with enough quality to hold up across the whole range.

SW

Swiss Water decaf

Chemical-free decaffeination that preserves flavour and body instead of flattening the cup.

UK

Roasted to order in Kent

No warehouse stock. Bags ship within days of roast, not weeks after sitting on a shelf.

Simon, Founder

Why I built Goldilocks

I wanted good coffee in the afternoon without losing sleep. Regular coffee was too much for me, and decaf didn't taste like coffee. I couldn't find a middle option, so I made one.

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